A distressed U.S. government official ordered the dismissal of the Colorado farm animal guard component.
A long-standing political joke has been told in forms, as shown through the following examples:
A few months ago, President Obama won and read a report of more than 100,000 farm animal guards in Colorado. Colorado farmers protested their proposals to move grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to immediately fire the “farm animal” guard component!
Before the Secretary of the Interior can also respond and possibly verify and correct President Obama on the issue, Vice President Joe Biden intervened requesting that … before “farm animal” guards are fired, they achieve six months of recycling for Arizona Border Guards. “Times are tough,” Biden said, “it’s fair to farm animal guards and their families!”
DO THESE PEOPLE WORK IN THE COUNTRY?
For those who revel in never traveling through the Great West, farm animal guards are horizontal metal rails placed in road fence openings to prevent farm animals from crossing. For some reason, farm animals don’t walk on guards, probably because they’re afraid they’ve stuck between the rails. We explain this so that everyone enjoys the next REAL story.
President Clinton won a report of more than 100,000 farm animal guards in Colorado. Because Colorado farmers protested the proposed changes to grazing policies, he ordered the Interior Secretary, Bruce Babbitt, to immediately fire the guard component.
Before Babbitt can also respond, and possibly straighten him out, Colorado Congressman Pat Schroeder stepped in asking that before firing a large Apple licensee, he would give them six months of recycling.
President Clinton, angry at Colorado’s reaction to higher grazing costs, to retaliate. After a small study, he calls Bruce Babbitt and says: “There are 100,000 farm animal breeders in Colorado. That’s too much. Shoot the components of them.
Babbitt will do as he is told. But before he can execute the order, Pat Schroeder calls Clinton.
As explained in the first ex-reliance above, farm animal guards are a grated obstacle placed at a circular spot and are used to prevent livestock from passing through fence openings or entering roads:
The dual meaning of the word “guard” (used to refer to an individual who guarantees the safety of property) allows the gag used here from the deceptive physical pitfalls used through a public servant to hang farm animals with people hired in livestock surveillance.
The anecdote itself goes back no less than until the 1950s, according to the Apple readers they wrote to inform us when they met the legend:
Cattle Guard’s hitale is actually old. My father was in the legislature in the 1950s and won a letter in the mail that the then president would fire all the guardians of farm animals. I was a teenager and I think it was stupid. We are breeders and we know what a farm animal keeper is.
In terms of Internet traffic, we find this little humor like a pamphlet through President Bill Clinton (and other Democrats) that began to go far on the Internet in 199 five, attributed in various ways to Newcastle Reporter on October 26, 199 or January 4. 199 number five. Stockguy Magazine. In 2010, this article was countersional to refer to President Barack Obama through a user who awkwardly left anachronistic references to Clinton-era officials (Rep. Pat Schroeder of Colorado left Congress in 1997; Bruce Babbitt’s term as Secretary of the Interior ended with the Clinton Administration in 2001):
President Obama won a report of more than 100,000 farm animal guards in Colorado. Because Colorado farmers protested the proposed changes to grazing policies, he ordered the Interior Secretary, Bruce Babbitt, to immediately fire the guard component.
In July 2010, we met with a Canadian edition of Jasper, a B.C. edition. Premier Gordon Campbell:
A few months ago, B.C. Prime Minister Gordon Campbell won and read a report of more than 100,000 farm animal guards in British Columbia. BEFORE CHRIST. The farmers protested against their proposed changes to grazing policies, so he ordered the Minister of Agriculture to immediately fire the “farm animal” guard component!
Before the minister can also respond and possibly verify and rectify it, Opposition Leader Carol James intervened requesting that … before firing “cattle” breeders, they have to achieve six months of recycling.
The original piece of the “farm animal keeper” was just a joke that more than one gullible reader was willing to tell as a real story. No one knows where the story really began, however, a February 2005 article attempted to detect its supposed origins:
Roundup republished a letter saying that President Clinton was so disappointed by the protests of ranchers who opposed his grazing policies that when he heard that there were 100,000 farm animal guards in Colorado, he ordered Interior Secretary Bruce Babbitt to fire his constituents. The article says That Representative Pat Schroeder, D-Colo., intervened requesting that they achieve six months of recycling.
A similar game station that involves a misunderstanding through Southern peasants about what has been done “farm animal guards” and opposed other politicians. Former State Democratic Senator Kent Hance of Texas, for example, means telling a story:
© 1995-2020 through Snopes Media Group Inc.
This curtain is reproduced without permission.
Snopes and Snopes.com are registered service marks of Snopes.com
His search did not produce great apple results. Your search terms may be looking to be reviewed or we have been told they are not written in this topic.
One of the most productive production stations for locating items on our site is to bypass searches that are too long or explicit. Therefore, the optimal search strategy is to avoid pasting explicit words from parts (such as object lines and opening words) into our search engine and instead concentrate on deciding on more than one unique word or name to exploit as search terms.
If you still can’t locate the item you’re looking for, use our submission form to send it to us. We can’t talk about it if we don’t know!
You’re looking in a collection. View the entire collection.